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VCH and vulva piercings

Private, with Tom, and nothing decided until you have talked.

First
A $30 lookThirty minutes, in person, with Tom. It comes off the piercing.
Then
The piercingPriced at the look, and booked only if it suits.
The room
PrivateFull draping, one client at a time, and a support person is welcome.
Which piercing

Not sure which? That is what the look is for.

Tom does all of these. The rest are talked through at the look, where your anatomy decides.

VCH
Does it hurt?

A sharp pinch, over in a second. It goes through the hood, not the clitoris.

The bar passes through the hood, not the clitoris. Placed correctly it is a sharp pinch that is over in a second, and most people find it easier than they expected. Correct placement is the whole of it: a well placed VCH in anatomy that suits heals with very little drama.

A curved titanium bar, the sort sometimes called a banana barbell. The curve follows the anatomy of the hood. The thickness is chosen at the look. It is shortened at your checkup once the swelling has gone, and the checkup is free.

Will my anatomy suit it?

It needs enough depth in the hood for the bar to rest there. Tom checks that at the look.

A VCH needs a hood with enough tissue to support it: enough depth for the bar to rest against the hood rather than against the clitoris. Tom checks that at the look, with a cotton bud, in a private room. It takes a moment and there is no guessing involved.

Most people with a defined hood are suitable. Anatomy varies, and if yours does not suit it, Tom will say so at the look rather than at the chair. Nothing is booked before that is settled, and the piercing is not priced until it is.

How long does it take to heal?

Four to six weeks to settle, and two to three months to heal fully.

Four to six weeks to settle, and two to three months to heal fully. The mucosal tissue of the hood heals faster than skin does. What you do in the first four to six weeks makes most of the difference.

Rinse once a day under warm running water and pat dry with a clean paper towel. Nothing else goes on it. Leave the jewellery completely still and do not turn it.

Wait four to six weeks at least before sex, then use barrier protection while it finishes healing. A new piercing is a temporary path an infection can travel along.

No swimming until it is healed. Pools, hot tubs, rivers and the sea all wait. A shower is fine.

What goes in it?

A curved titanium bar that follows the hood.

  • HCHAt the look
  • ChristinaAt the look
  • Inner labiaAt the look
  • Outer labiaAt the look
  • FourchetteAt the look
  • TriangleAt the look
How it goes

Talk first, then the piercing

  1. Book a look. Thirty minutes, in person, with Tom.
  2. A private room. You talk it through, and Tom checks whether your anatomy suits it.
  3. You get the price, and nothing is decided on the day.
  4. If it suits, you book the piercing, and the $30 comes off.
Asked often
Is it private?
A private room with full draping, and one client in it at a time.
Who pierces it?
Tom, and only Tom.
Can I bring someone?
Yes, a support person is welcome in the room.
What about sex?
Wait four to six weeks at least, then use barrier protection while it finishes healing.
How old do I need to be?
18 or over.
While it heals

Is this normal?

Crust that is clear, straw or white-yellow, tenderness for the first week or two, a little redness right around it and some itching as it settles are all healing.

Tell us about thick green or yellow pus rather than crust, heat and swelling that get worse after the first week, redness spreading away from the piercing, pain that is growing rather than easing, or a fever.

If you have a fever, or redness is spreading away from the piercing, see your GP or an after-hours clinic that day and tell them it is a healing piercing. Then let us know.

Anything else can wait until morning. Leave the jewellery in, put nothing on it, and call us on 09 949 0940.

If we pierced it, the look is free, healed or not.

Where we are

389 Parnell Road, Parnell

By appointment only, so nobody walks in on your visit. Park on the street, or in the paid parks along Parnell Road.

Book a look
First, a look$30, off the piercing Book a look